{"product_id":"el-arroyo-toilet-paper","title":"El Arroyo Toilet Paper","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__title__wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"product__title h2\"\u003eToilet Paper - Poop Jokes \u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"custom-liquid\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur toilet paper, featuring some of our ~dirtiest~ signs, makes a fun gag gift or a shocking guest bathroom surprise!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3-ply paper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003ePrinted with safe-to-use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e inks\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeptic tank-safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach roll individually shrink wrapped\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatured Signs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I’M NOT FARTING, I’M JUST LETTING THE BEANS SPEAK THEIR TRUTH”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“EVERYONE AT SOME POINT HAS GAMBLED ON A FART \u0026amp; LOST”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“POOP JOKES AREN’T MY FAVORITE BUT THEY’RE A SOLID NUMBER TWO”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“REMEMBER, THE GREENER GRASS ACROSS THE FENCE MAY BE DUE TO A SEPTIC TANK ISSUE”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“IF POOPING IS A CALL OF NATURE, DOES THAT MEAN FARTING IS A MISSED CALL?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“IF YOU SNEEZE \u0026amp; FART AT THE SAME TIME, YOUR BODY TAKES A SCREENSHOT”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“MY TUMMY HURTS BUT I’M BEING REALLY BRAVE ABOUT IT”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“DON'T BE ASHAMED TO FART WHILE U PEE.. THERE IS NO RAIN WITHOUT THUNDER”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“IF YOU SEE A TOILET IN YOUR DREAM DO NOT USE IT!!!!!!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Ridgway CNC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55977839165732,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/1238\/0964\/files\/TOI0010_a63d0cdf-da7e-4756-9db0-3d9b9b429f4f.webp?v=1785782021","url":"https:\/\/www.ridgwaycnc.com\/products\/el-arroyo-toilet-paper","provider":"Ridgway CNC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}