El Arroyo Toilet Paper
El Arroyo Toilet Paper
Product Details
Toilet Paper - Poop Jokes
Our toilet paper, featuring some of our ~dirtiest~ signs, makes a fun gag gift or a shocking guest bathroom surprise!
- 3-ply paper
- Printed with safe-to-use inks
- Septic tank-safe
- Each roll individually shrink wrapped
Featured Signs:
- “I’M NOT FARTING, I’M JUST LETTING THE BEANS SPEAK THEIR TRUTH”
- “EVERYONE AT SOME POINT HAS GAMBLED ON A FART & LOST”
- “POOP JOKES AREN’T MY FAVORITE BUT THEY’RE A SOLID NUMBER TWO”
- “REMEMBER, THE GREENER GRASS ACROSS THE FENCE MAY BE DUE TO A SEPTIC TANK ISSUE”
- “IF POOPING IS A CALL OF NATURE, DOES THAT MEAN FARTING IS A MISSED CALL?”
- “IF YOU SNEEZE & FART AT THE SAME TIME, YOUR BODY TAKES A SCREENSHOT”
- “MY TUMMY HURTS BUT I’M BEING REALLY BRAVE ABOUT IT”
- “DON'T BE ASHAMED TO FART WHILE U PEE.. THERE IS NO RAIN WITHOUT THUNDER”
- “IF YOU SEE A TOILET IN YOUR DREAM DO NOT USE IT!!!!!!”
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.